Monday, June 2, 2008

America's Most Wanted

Breaking News: Mess-making criminal on the loose

Physical Description:

Infant Male, soon to be classified as crazy toddler
Roughly 24 lbs, 32 inches
Dark blonde hair, rather curly in humid weather
Big, gorgeous, yet sometimes deceiving blue eyes
Two bottom teeth
Cheeks fit for a squirrel

Security captured these images as the suspect exited the scene:

We believe he's using this as the getaway vehicle:

Suspect was last spotted at the beach, using innocent Grandma as an accomplice:

If you have any information on the whereabouts of this guy, please contact Mommy immediately. We're confident he will strike again.


andria said...

That is hysterical!

It's always the sweet baby-faced ones.

Kelli said...

You are so creative!!! I LOVE it. I will keep an eye out for him!!

John said...

and the messes will get exponentially bigger, no matter how many times he's caught

Kelli said...

We used to call Danielle hurricane Danielle because that is what each room looked like when she left it......